Why You Will Book Janet
Cheerful- Janet's genetic makeup is 48% American, 12% Kindness, and 40% actual Sunshine
Hand-holder: She'll gently lead you through every step of the ceremony process
Mom-Like: but she only cries when bitten. Don't get any ideas, Todd
Life-Saving: seriously, she's a nurse. She knows exactly what to do if the Best Man goes down in a weeping heap of emotion.
Gluten-Free: Janet is not made of wheat or wheat by-products
Hello Happy Humans!
I am an ordained, non-denominational Minister and wedding officiant.
That's not the extent of my bio, but Rev. Mark has gotten lazy and also has near entirely forgotten that I'm also a registered nurse, grief counselor, and therapist of some sort.
Did he put that I have a doctorate? No. He didn't. That's probably why I should be writing this up myself rather than leaving it up to him.
I've told him several times what I do for a living, but it's never sunk in. I'm guessing a dog walked by, or he saw something shiny, or perhaps he simply started thinking about why bricks aren't used to pave streets anymore.
Just know that with me, you'll have someone to kindly guide you through the ceremony-writing process with intelligence, warmth, and compassion.
- Janet Arida
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Elopement, but Effusive: $160
Standard, but Spectacular: $400
Rehearsal, but Really Good: $100
Travel Fee, but Totally Justified : $1.50 per mile over 50 miles from Zip Code 15090