Wedding Ceremonies For Humans, by Humans

During your wedding you are making a serious commitment to each other, pledging yourselves to be together forever. But above all, a wedding is a celebration of love- your celebration- and celebrations should be met with good humor and abundant joy.

Everyone - regardless of their religious beliefs, age, sexual orientation or background- deserves to have a beautiful wedding ceremony. That's why we work to provide you with the ceremony you want, whether it's a traditional Christian ceremony, a non-religious ceremony, an easy, peasy elopement, renewal of vows or any alternative ceremonies you may have in mind.

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You Will Book Rev. Mark

Oh, yes. You will book Rev. Mark

Experienced: over 2400 weddings!
Open-Minded: All Faiths are welcome (and non-faith, too!)
Open-Hearted: All Love is welcome! Ladies, guys, ladies and guys, ladies and ladies, guys and guys, and those less clearly defined
Open-Mouthed: professional, well-spoken, emotive, and a voice like melted chocolate (the good, artisinal kind)
Adorable: Look at those cheeks! Those squinty eyes! The magnificent selection of bow ties!
Humor and Warmth: The man is like a living duvet stuffed with chuckles
Puma-free: to date, not a single person has been mauled by a wild feline at any Rev. Mark Wedding

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Steamy Wedding Ceremony Action? *

Wedding Ceremonies

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08:39

01:03

22:46

* by "action" we mean "talking" and by "steamy" we mean "in a manner ideally suited for an occasion where children and those less rambunctious may be present"

Mark is open to any and all ideas for how you'd like your ceremony. Want Mark to tell your story? He'll do so with flair! Want Mark to include your pet guinea pigs in your ceremony? Mark will gladly hold them as you exchange rings!Want to skip the formalities and have Mark pronounce you "Married AF"? He'll strongly consider it... after checking to see how your grandma might react. Your ceremony with Mark will be delivered in a clear, resonant voice that uplifts your spirit, with love and laughter, charm and charisma, and enough wisdom and grace never to overshadow the true stars of the day- you and your partner.

You're interested, right? No?

What's it going to take? How about some Well-thought-out and Entirely Reasonable Fees? Click the out-of-place eyeball to see!

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Still Not Convinced?!

How About These Astounding ASimpleVow Associates

AKA the AsASAsses*

Get to know our dedicated wedding officiants who are passionate about creating memorable ceremonies for you.

*Yes, I know it's a horrible name. No, I'm not doing a thing about it.

Pixie Dust Spreader

Sandi

Big Love, Little Package: Five whole feet of sweetness, light, and a passion for weddings
Empathetic: An experienced licensed therapist
Storyteller: Once mesmerized a gaggle of unruly Canada Geese with her re-telling of The Godfeather. Imagine what she could do for you!
Laid-back style: bringing laughter and cheer to weddings
Nurturing: Believes food is love, love is food, i.e. has snacks in her purse
Family-oriented: a wife, mom, and grandma who spreads joy to others
creative and insightful

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Mom x Your Favorite Aunt=

Janet

Brilliant: the lady has the degrees
Professional: a nurse, a therapist, a counselor, a sumo wrestler, a marriage coach. Janet does them all! (except sumo wrestling)
Cheerful- Janet's genetic makeup is 48% American, 12% Kindness, and 40% actual Sunshine
Hand-holder: She'll gently lead you through every step of the ceremony process
Mom-Like: but she only cries when bitten. We're not having that again,Todd
Life-Saving: seriously, she's a nurse. She knows exactly what to do if the Best Man goes down in a weeping heap of emotion.
Gluten-Free: Janet is not made of wheat or wheat by-products

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Event Pro

Courtney

Knowledgeable: 17 years in weddings (not all her own), she’s got a treasure trove of tips and tricks up her sleeve.
Sweet Tale: Courtney spins your love story like cotton candy: sweet, fluffy, and in need of a moist toilette
Practical: Courtney bustles bustles, pins pins, and boutons boutonnieres
Sparkly and Sassy: Get ready for a ceremony shining with love and laughter, delivered with flair, and celebrating all that is you!
Decadent yet elegant: Ever seen a powdered sugar doughnut with great hair and a tasteful blouse? Neither have we! But Courtney is the closest thing!
Buffalo Bills Fan: Nobody’s perfect.

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Once a DJ, now an Officiant

Andy

A Man of Mystery: Not pictured here
Brave: A former wedding DJ, Andy has turned to the dank confines of the corporate world where, armed with only a well-trimmed beard, knowledge of decades of pop music, heightened organizational abilities, and undeniable charisma, he hunts down those who would do us harm through blatant misuse of spreadsheets.
Debonair: looks great in both navy blue suits and spandex bicycle shorts. Trust us.
Knows What He’s Doing: and does it well.
Exists: He does.
Not Imaginary: An actual, live, functioning human being. Really!